If Donald Trump's 104% reciprocal tariffs on communist China were a piece of viral content, it would be the video we are all about to enjoy, where it was on sight at... I don't know where this is. A Chinese restaurant somewhere on the planet. Where things were said, one thing led to another, and a bowl of hot water was thrown at someone. Never before have so few f*cks been squeezed into such a short clip.

The only context is that the video is at least four years old, but it's going viral again because that how Cousin Elon's X does.. Twitter 2.0 seems to favor fight videos lately in the algorithm. On behalf of those of us who hustle content for a living, I ain't mad at it.

Shout out to my man recording the video with nerves of steel. The camera wasn't shaky. He sat there, pressed play, and let the chaos unfold around him. If Martin Scorsese directed a viral video, this would be it. There is A LOT going on in the frame of this short sixteen-second video.

Like this poor woman who tried to stop a guy from stabbing another guy before giving up and getting the hell out of there.

There was a chair shot. Because...well, there should always be a chair shot.

But the star of this video is this guy. Everyone in the restaurant was grabbing whatever they could as they brawled out. This dude grabbed a hot pot and threw it hoping to hit anyone. At this point in the brawl, it didn't matter. Every man for himself.

I don't know how you say "Waffle House" in Mandarin, but after seeing this video the Waffle Houses in America need to step up their game. This video makes Waffle House brawls look like two kids having a slap fight in a playground.

The one lingering question is what set it off. If the video took place in 2021, there is a chance someone coughed and said they lost their sense of smell. And everyone else fought their way out of the restaurant before the government sealed the place off.

Would we get 104% of a brawl today? Who can know for sure. Hopefully the deity or deities of content inspire someone to have their phone out if it does. Maybe have them film in landscape next time.

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